Whatana Ssiam


noun, adjective, adverb, and verb.

1. a phrase that, when repeated again and again, morphs into quite another, unsavory phrase.

2. the name for an ancient siamest proverb. “whatana ssiam” means, in siamese: “the eye of the fart.” or, in addition, “the i of the fart.”

3. political themes of the dukakis and kerry campaigns, on the democrat side, and the george allen and rick santorum campaigns on the republican side.

4. a hex as old as the middle ages.

5. a siamese bathroom dance. preferably chanted before one’s cosmonaut is splashed down.

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