Whatemups?


a greeting like, “what’s up?”

started by ben sortino in 1998. it is a greeting by someone, usually muttered under their breath, as they are too cool to actually pr-nounce their words. if you make fun of them, their mobster father, mossimo, will have you ‘taken care of,’ immediately after rigging the world cup.
whatemups? (pr-nounced as one word, not 3 separate).

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