Whatever gloats your goat
a satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning “if that’s what you want to do, you go do that and i’ll leave you to it.”
used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
guy 1: “i’m going to go buy lots of red candles because they’re not blue candles. we don’t want those. oh no.”
guy 2: “whatever gloats your goat.”
guy 1: “yes… my goat…”
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