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Wheepus

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  to ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity. dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face. dude 2: your in high school man grow up. dude 1: neva! dude 2: where’s your briefcase?

• when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

  when a woman is menstruating, opt for -n-l intercourse with her. kevin: daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me? john: yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

• Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

  to tell someone where the bear sh-t in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident. «i’m not that stupid that i actually need somebody to tell me where the bear sh-t in the buckwheat: i can see for myself who the […]

• Whip up a pot of Ragu

  in the 80s, used by teens to mean cook some food for me. me: i’m starving. why don’t you go whip up a pot of ragu. friend: whatcha hungry for? mac and cheese?

• White Angel

  dried up j-zz after a long night of partying at the frat house debbie shirt was covered in crusty white angel to defecate and leave no trace of such upon the sh-t rag} even if you are -ssured of a white angel you must still ensure to wipe once. (toilette etiquette first published 1874)

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