wheezing pirate


when your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying aarrgghhh ! thus the wheezing pirate .
b-tch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

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