When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home


having -n-l intercourse while a girl is on her period.
joe: i really wanna f-ck joanna, but she’s on her period

fred:well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

joe: i better bring lube.

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