whiffen
attention wh-r-, someone who needs the rep of being a sl-t to get through the day, loves s-xual activity.
she hooked up with him?! she is such a whiffen.
an as-xual roll of fat that resembles jaba the hutt. he’s a hard-ss that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. when he walks, the floor shakes. he spends every sat-rday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles.
he can annihilate a mcdonald’s cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores.
legend says he eats his enemies.
g-dd-mn, i never see whiffen outside of his car! always through the drive-through at mcdonalds!
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