Whiffle


the sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.
i laughed as the puppy gave a cute little whiffle in my ear.”
to make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.
rover fell asleep and began to whiffle, he must have been dreaming that he was chasing rabbits.
condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell p-ssy, combined with an inability to locate it.
steve erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.
a small wobbling/ fluttery motion, usually observed in adorable birds such as canaries when they’re preening. can also be used as a human word meaning to express a small amount of quiet happiness.
1) my canary just whiffled :d

2) i whiffle happily.
the act of placing your nose in your romantic partner’s ear and sniffing short quick sniffs. like a whippet would.
the new olympic sport in the marital arts section – the spank, hug and whiffle.
to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound
while dancing a strip the willow, hamish produced an impressive whiffle.
when a mate fires a rocket launcher at you on a game but misses by inches. created by my mate’s brother, john, when he nearly got a rocket in the face on halo.
bl–dy h-ll, that one whiffled!

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