Whimsical Wanker


when a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. they often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.

a whimsical w-nker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.

a highly entertaining person.

a person can truly call themselves a whimsical w-nker when they have performed by themselves to wuthering heights to an unexpecting crowd.

the highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
what a whimsical w-nker… check out that whimsical w-nker… my manager is a whimsical w-nker

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