when a gentleman deposits his -j-c-l-t- into his lucky partner’s splatterbox, he then withdraw’s and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. the rapid mixing of s-m-n and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. thereby whipping the cream.
she’d been a rather good girlfriend lately so i thought i’d give her a treat once i finished. i decided to bring her to -rg-sm by using my fingers to whip the cream.
the action of irritating someone over text messages. “how many more messages are you going to send about this? you’re starting to seriously irritext me’”
that really annoying person that sits next to you at work. oh, i don’t wanna go to work today, that diacon will start blabbering again.
- quantum apple
a poster created by the artist chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom. a quantum apple is edible and tasty. each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. due to heisenberg’s uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it’s wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. one cannot […]
- b*n*r valley
a home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their d-cks out ready for s-xual intercourse don’t go to jimmy’s house. its a b-n-r valley
- a bit too strawberry
a phrase used to describe a woman/girl who can be known to enjoy lesbians over skype, a good fisting in costa, and persian gentleman futhernore this b-tch often likes to describe people using d-ckh–d phrases. basically she’s an all round thunderc-nt that b-tch over there is a bit too strawberry