whirly splat


an attack of the diarrhoea’s so bad that it looks like someone’s -rs- has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be -ssumed to go with the actual incident

even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
toooommmmm, get you -rs- in here!!!

that’s a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

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