Whiskers McThistlepants
much like the mystical bobby ray spoken of in native american lore, the ent-ty known as whiskers mcthistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.
deified by capitalist society, whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. he now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
explorer: i’m about to embark upon my journey!
priest: my the great whiskers mcthistlepants watch over you, young one.
explorer: aye.
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