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when you’ve had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
dude, last night when i brought that girl home i had a case of the whiskey d-ck.
1. a d-ck that’s been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer -j-c-l-t- during s-x.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey d-ck is invoking the fact that both whiskey it’s self and whiskey d-ck are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey d-ck through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey d-ck cannot -j-c-l-t- during s-x they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce prec-m more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey d-ck

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never c-ms in me.

2. girl, don’t even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

“note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk d-ck.”
when too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circ-mstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
parker almost got his d-ck sucked last weekend but had whiskey d-ck. later in the night he did state that “it is working.”
whiskeyd-ck

1. a d-ck that’s been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer -j-c-l-t- during s-x.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeyd-ck is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it’s self, and whiskeyd-ck are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeyd-ck through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeyd-ck cannot -j-c-l-t- during s-x they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce prec-m more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskeyd-ck

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never c-ms in me.

2. girl, don’t even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

“note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk d-ck.”
the ultimate form of birth control
i had whiskey d-ck that night… so im not ya babys daddy
occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his p-n-s during s-xual activity resulting in long periods of s-x, sometimes so long the p-n-s goes limp.
i had s-x for 3 hours the other night when i was hammered but nothing happened because i had whiskey-d-ck and couldn’t feel anything.
1 – a gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady’s request and instead just falls asleep.

2 – a gentleman drinks some, but not too much. the erection arrives to the lady’s delight and lasts much longer than normal. if gentleman doesn’t c-m during the exchange its ok. blue b-lls don’t exist for this situation.
1 – “that whiskey d-ck just p-ssed out on top of me, what an -sshole!”

2 – “that whiskey d-ck is lasting forever!! what a gentleman.”

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