Whistle Shitting


the act of whistling while taking a sh-t. usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much chipotle. can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.
man: -whistle- whistle- oh god d-mn it chipotle! -shart!- -whistle-…. ahhh much better!

usher: g-d d-mn! that’s the best whistle sh-tting i’ve ever heard! yo wanna contract?!

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