White Apology


when a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
white person- “hey i saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you i am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being.”

person of color- “thank you?”

later that day
spouse of person of color- “how was your day?”

person of color- “it was pretty good. i was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again.”

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