white bandit
the biggest, baddest, s-xiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. is known for his incredible physique. skis so f-cking fast that you can’t even see the son of a b-tch. he is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. if you claim to see him you’ve probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.
jerry: “holy sh-t! did you feel that breeze?”
ryan: “dude! did you just rip one!?”
jerry: “i think it was the f-cking white bandit!”
ryan: “holy cr-p that guy is fast. i wish i had his sweetness.”
jerry: “now i farted.”
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