White Christmas
a “white christmas” or “stocking stuffer” is when you sneak downstairs on the night before christmas, when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse, and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your p-n-s, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
i’ve been wet-dreaming of a white christmas. i wonder what i got for a stocking stuffer!?
when a male -j-c-l-t-s in the air above his partners’ head, allowing gravity to let the sperm fall on the head, lashes and shoulders of his partner like fresh snow.
i hate it when my boyfriend gives me a white christmas ’cause it always gets in my eye!
when its actually snowing on christmas morning.
now thats a white christmas.n/a
….something that never happens in mexico.
my friend pedro smiled with glee, after he experienced his first white christmas this year while visiting uncle enrique in canada.
partaking in the illegal use of narcotics which come in powder form and have a white color, usually cocaine or m-kat. when this act is performed on christmas day then a white christmas has been achieved
last night was crazy we are having a white christmas
on christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to c-m. right before you c-m you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ”white christmas” as you c-m on their face.
by the time i was done giving her a steamy “white christmas,” i was singing to her “and may all your christmases be white.”
when a girl stays over and doesnt give you any p-ssy, you wait until she falls asleep…… then you -j-c-l-t- on her face. then she wakes up to white christmas
she stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a bl-w j-b, so i gave her a white christmas
a s-xual act of which you have s-x with a partner, c-m on your partners face in the shape of a beard like santa clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them “rosy cheeks” and yell “ho! ho! ho!”
i f-cked this b-tch in the -ss last night pulled out and gave her a white christmas, that’s the last present she wants from me.
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