White Eye
condition unique to dark skinned people in which the pigment temporarily leaves the skin after recieving a punch to the eye. see also, skinny lip.
you can only give a black guy a white eye and a skinny lip.
a whiteeye is someone doesn’t do any illegal drugs, and judges people that do use illlegal drugs as being inferior to themselves.
ted nugent & nancy reagan are total whiteeyes
when an -j-c-l-t–n of sperm reaches ones eye covering ones eye in thick white j-zz.
“you know how tammy said she would never take a c-m shot to the face?”
“yea?”
“well, last night i totally gave her the old white eye!”
“really?!?”
she she still can’t see out of her right eye!”
when a man will j-zz on a woman’s eyelid(s) when they are closed. wait a while until it hardens and then when she tries to open her eyes she will find it very hard as it is closed to glued shut.
mark: hey man i just gave lucy a white eye!
shane: no way!
verb: 1. to display displeasure or annoyance towards another by moving one’s head to the side and looking back towards another out of the corner of one’s eye, maximizing the white of the eye; 2. to display displease or annoyance towards another by moving one’s head down and looking up towards another out of the top of one’s eye, maximizing the white of the eye.
noun: a look of displeasure or annoyance displayed by maximizing the white of one’s eye.
origin: the term “white-eye” came about from a small black dog who would shoot people the look when she was interupted in her play time or woken too early in the morning. the “white-eye” was supereffective due to her dark color. the whites of her eyes would practically glow in the dark when she was giving me the “white-eye”.
when the man b-mped into the woman and knocked her purse to the floor, she white-eyed him as she stooped to pick it up.
when a man gets sp-nk or c-m, his male fluid, in the womans eye. the salty nature of the white cream causes a sever stinning sensation
yo ice has got white eyes, i shot my j-z straight into her left now.
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