white fireworks


when it’s been a significant amount of time since last jacking off, the release is like a personal firework show in your bathroom.
person 1: what took you so long to come over?

person 2: i hadn’t cranked one out in a while. when i finished there were white fireworks in my bathroom.
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1) n. a term used to describe an extremely fast -j-c-l-t–n into an incredibly smooth v-g-n-

2) n. lame colorless beacons of light seen on various holidays, notably the fourth of the july
when his w-ngliness saw lauren after a month, he needed only two seconds to light his own myriad white fireworks.

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