white flies
lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.
ex. 1 – “girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, i ain’t tellin no white flies!”
but if the truth was written it would be, “you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won’t address that bad hairstyle. don’t even get me started about your wardrobe.”
ex. 2 – status update: “whew! just ran 10 miles!”
truth: “i just walked down the street to my neighbor’s to see if he wanted to join me for a run. we ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game.”
a term to warn people that someone is coming, eg. teachers, parents, store owners, security, police.
person1 “tell me if someone is coming”
person2 “okay”
-person1 does whatever they don’t want anyone to see
-someone comes
person2 “whitefly!”
-person1 stops
-person3 comes in
person3 “wtf?!”
person1/2 “hehehe”
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