White Handed
getting caught “white-handed” is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. they could be masturbating to p-rn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. white-handed refers to the c-m that drips out of their p-n-s and onto their hands if they don’t clean it up right away.
ethan’s mom: so i was going into ethan’s room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then i caught him white-handed!
ethan’s teacher: i caught him in school once! he is such a h-rny kid…
when a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.
she walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.
dude, she caught you white handed!
the state of having s-m-n on one’s usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.
i told my mom i was doing homework, but when she barged in the computer room, she caught me whitehanded
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