White Helmet


when you are out in the cold doing exercise ect. for so long that the tip of your p-n-s turns white instead of pink. therefore you now have a white helmet.
jimmy: dude, f-ck track practice in the morning, it’s so cold i got a white helmet like 5 minuets into the jog.

mike: same i need some warm water.

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