White Jamaal


is a white dude named jamaal, said (jam-all), the only real white, like blond-6’2″-green-eyed-scandinavian-looking, jamaal on the planet lives in toronto, canada. don’t ask me what his parents were smoking… i asked his -ss once and he said, “they were gonna call me abdullah, but thought people would make fun of me.”
white jamaal was called for an interview…

hr person: “is there a jamaal here?”

white jamaal: “yes, that’s me” (stands up)

hr person: “i… oh… you… ar… ah….” (color draining from her face)

white jamaal: ” is every thing ok?” (good white church boy)

hr person: “well you see… how do…. its that… we need… this position… mandated… visible minority quota…”

white jamaal: “i understand, thank you for your time.”

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