White Jesus


a mythical person made up by racists and segregationists at least 100 years ago, because they didn’t want to face the fact that their savior was not white.
white jesus? whatever, everyone knows jesus was black.
an affectionate name for cocaine.
“hey man, i am done partying — i’m off to bed.”

“no dude, lets crack out the white jesus.”
high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.
dude, crow jane makes the best white jesus in the whole ukelore valley.
aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common “white c-nt”, but supposed to have the same connotation.
aboriginal man: gimme some money you white jesus
centrelink officer: i’m sorry, it is not your pay day
aboriginal man: youse white c-nts is all the same.

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