white noser
a person who seeks favour with their peers or superiors by supplying drugs to senior management. similar to brown-nosing, but with cl-ss a drugs. it’s especially effective during times of recession, as it also leaves the boss susceptible to blackmail at a later date.
his job is safe, he’s a white noser. he hasn’t showed up to work today, but he’s fine – he was white-nosing the boss last night again.
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