White Sofa


when after you b-tt f-ck your girl she sh-ts all over your white sofa and you’re force to blame it on the dog.
-after pulling out-
brandon: what the f-ck just happened?!
haley: sorry, i couldn’t help it!
brandon: did you just white sofa me, b-tch?!

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