White Van Phobia
the fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. this may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.
julian: dude it’s a green light, just cross already.
wallace: i can’t man, i don’t trust that white van.
julian: ahhh white van phobia!
graham: don’t cross man! you’ll get yourself killed!
samuel: will you calm down, it’s just a van, and it’s still a long way away from us.
graham: it’s not just any van, it’s a white van!
samuel: dude, seriously see a doctor or something, you obviously have white van phobia.
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