Whiteboard Tornado Cup
a j-panese country band that emerged in late 2011. their hit singles include “lemonade tears”, “punishment pie”, and “cow prophet generator”. they sound like a cross between garth brooks and takkyu ishino.
young lad: have you listened to whiteboard tornado cup?
old lad: yeah man, it’s like listening to h-llo kitty fighting woody from toystory.
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