whitemare
a nightmare that only a white person would have.
tim: i had a total whitemare last night!
brin: what happened?
tim: i missed a wolf parade concert, whole foods went out of business, and i lost my arrested development dvd’s!
brin: wow, that’s the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
derived from the to whitey. whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. a whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others “im having a f-cking whitemare!”
ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows -ss sewn up with barbed wire!
a bad dream only african americans can have. to dream of being responsible, going to work everyday and dressing appropriately.
n-gg- i just had the worst whitemare. i went to work picked up my kids from school and we had a family dinner. that sh-t was wack!
getting caught up in urban white middle-cl-ss activities you don’t want to be a part of.
“yesterday my colleagues all went to a local interpretive dance performance and i couldn’t get out of it.”
“oh man, what a whitemare!”
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