Whitfield Party
parties that are typically held in the midwest, they are heavily influenced by homemade speed and bath salts. partygoers will search for the most depraved and taboo s-xual acts they can find on the internet (this may be done while wearing ninja suits or kimonos). usually, at some point, a person may become offended by a slight, real or imaginary, directed toward them by a person that may or may not exist. at this point, a sword is often brandished before disappearing into the night to burglarize cars and homes.
“man, you missed a crazy whitfield party last night! dave thought he was being cussed out by somebody that wasn’t even there, he pulled a sword and flipped out. he ran off into the night. chris said he found him p-ssed out on the toilet at his house trying to take a dump while wearing a ninja suit.”
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