Whitley Bay


whitley bay is a town in the north east of england.

it is mainly populated by sk-nky little slags and boys who wear toms, chinos and denim shirts. it is popular on stag dos as everyone likes to play pull a pig with the disgusting local sl-ts.

get down to deep for a bit of fingering on the stage, its an absolute dream, if you like a bit of privacy, the toilets in 42nd street are a fairly safe option, the bouncers don’t really care, sometimes they might join in.

famous “local celebs” include jonny decker and ashley, the vicar, off of emmerdale.
i had a bangin’ night in some little town last night, some l-ss stuck her finger up me -rs-hole, she wasn’t wearing any trousers.

yeah, must have been whitley bay.

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