Whitman Conners


this child has a fetish for lunch aids and wishes for fairies named frizzle to dance on tables for some blood money. his hobbies are soccer, pole dancing, taking pictures of his sister while she poses for the camera in 7 year old yoga pants. whitman lives a diverse live both as an elf in mordor, and a pimp of narnia. although he lives in zercon with his brother damion he may visit home to eat his other brothers freckles. this poor young lad is named max. his mother is named jane, she is a cool b-tch. peter conners makes a living in cinematography and selling wraps full of seamen to taco bell, that right, it’s not may. whitman and kane have a mutual relationship in the b-tt. on there adventures kane, now 7, found a swell young lad named pierce. “pierce is nicer than most of whitmans friends, but he’s too nice.” so as you go to be on the morrow, just remember all that whitman has done for you, in the b-tt.
“whitman conners w-nked a horse.”

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