whitmans sampler
a whitman’s sampler is a highly specialized s-xual move that takes commitment from both partners.
a man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. he then runs his nail down the center of the t-rd to create a channel down it. this channel is filled with s-m-n making a “chocolate eclair”.
once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with cr-p) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, i am going to give her a whitmans sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
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