i selfie pic taken while sitting on the toilet whizzing.
i drank so much water that i’m spending half the day running to the bathroom, but checkout this whizpic of my new hat! peeing while texting toilet potty
- star cracker
someone who is trying to destroy your dream….trying to take your shining star and make it fall! every since she was declared the loser, she’s been a star cracker!
- mad couch
a description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking. cool guy: “ey man, yo backpack is mad couch” unstyled guy: “f*ck you man”
- asynchronous resign
when one party quits their job without the other’s consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. wordplay on ‘asynchronous design’. did you hear about bob’s asynchronous resign? his boss must have hated him!
irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to m*st*rb*t*. when relatives came to visit, joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantw*nkerous.