who are you wearing?


asked at award ceremonies (oscars, golden globes, emmy’s etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. this is important because all of the middle cl-ss likes to know how the rich and famous dress.
clarice: who are you wearing?
buffalo bill: i’m wearing fat women
hannibal lecter: shshshsthht
-proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for clarice, then mysteriously moves to africa-

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