Who is the REAL Spider-Man?
the real spider-man is a man, born june 1st, 1984. he is mulatto (half persian, half cameroonian!) majored in psychology, majors in medicine, currently fighting crime in romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a mult-tude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, mma, table-tennis, just to name a few. he is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as spidey! he is also an avid guitar and chess player.
who is the real spider-man? well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! sometimes leading to their arrests! at times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
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