Who the screw


(slang): a censored, rhyming way of essentially asking “who the f-ck”, also can be done as “what the screw”, “where the screw, ect, but doesn’t sound nearly as good.
child 1: -throws pencil at child 2-
child 2: who the f-….
teacher: -ahem-
child 2: sorry. who the screw thew that?!
child 3: -points at child 1- it was him!
child 1: snitch!

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