Who told you to put the balm on?
a response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of jackie childs from seinfeld when kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.
i set up a fake meeting in my calendar so i wouldn’t have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. who told you to put the balm on?
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