Who ya textin?


rhetorical greeting, similar to “what’s happening?” or “how do you do?”

the second “t” in “textin” is often dropped, (along with the p-sse “g”), so that it may be smoothly pr-nounced as “texin”.

it’s especially widespread in hip towns (ex. madison, wi and austin, tx), because it can almost be construed as a little funny in a mutually deprecating way.

also popular with the youth, because texting excites them.
grown man #1: oh geez, lindsey, i didn’t see you there behind the door. who ya textin?

grown woman: shut up, paul, i am hiding. back away and act normal.

grown man #2: paul! who ya textin, big guy! say, have you seen a grown woman around here? i need to test her for something.

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