whoja vu is to people as deja vu is to events.
that eerie feeling you’ve met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time
“i swear, i’ve met him somewhere before, but there’s no way i could have. . . ”
“huh. well then you’re just having whoja vu. go with it.”
- fart year
the distance an average fart travels in a year. wow the new ship nasa created to go to mars travels at 400 fart years / hour.
a sl-t from the early nineteen hundreds, who is known for quite the epic -n-l experience. “yeah, bro, she’s totally a cronick.”
the anniversary of the day you became a dad. usually on the birthday of your oldest child. hey man i hear your kid just turned 10, happy dadiversary!
- jade deep
really deep into the v. “hey, how deep did you go?” “dude, i went jade deep.” “holy sh-t man that’s deep”
usually a female who always has a need to take the front p-ssenger seat of the über vehicle so she can engage with the driver. linda is such an über wh-r-. she is so bad, even when it’s raining, linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. it doesn’t matter to her […]