Whomper Jaded


a messed up appearance. once looked good, yet no longer does. or a messed up situation, but not as bad as fubar.
after karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

i tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so i had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

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