Whood


an neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose yuppie (aka caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
“charles says high park isn’t safe anymore but we know its still the whood”
similar to would, it is used to describe how much you would f-ck a female.
the amount of “o’s” indicates how much you would like to f-ck her.

the ‘w’ is silent so it sounds like ‘hoood’
i whood f-ck her – you would but there is still doubt

i whooooooood f-ck her – you’re certain you would

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