Whoopi Cushion Sex
a large amount of air leaving the v-g-n- while having s-x resulting in extended and multiple female queefing.
my eyes rolled back in my head having whoopi cushion s-x last night.
here’s how to do it…
step 1: pump-her-up. i prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. depending on how big this b-tch is you might need a lot of pumping!
step 2: lay her stomach on something solid. like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
step 3: push into her deep and feel the air fly!
step 4: experience the best -rg-sm ever. it’s like having your d-ck wrapped in a p-ssy while a spa jet blast your c-ck.
step 5: thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
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