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  when he or she takes their scr-t-m, stretches it, flips it up against the p-n-s, and exposes the vast display of veins under his or her sac. dude that b-tch wouldn’t give me head. so what did you do? i gave her the flying dutchmman.

• friendly banter

  the art of taking sly digs at your friends in an acceptable form. venting anger towards a friend in a highly amusing atmosphere creating tension and laughter. “then on the other hand i’ve got this clown!” “and you come back of your f-cking hospital bed” just two of the exceptional vocabulary of “friendly banter”

• Friendly Welshman

  after having s-xual intercourse, a friendly welshman occurs when you wait for your partner to fall asleep, take a sh-t in their bed, and sneak out, never to see them again. if things go well tonight, this broad may be getting a “friendly welshman “

• friend-o-saurus

  an unattractive female usually over weight, that accompanies an attractive female that you want to mack on. a friend-o-saurus will usually foil your attempts to score with her partner. (see c-ckblock) guy 1: yo check out that chick she’s bangin’. i’ma go holla at her. guy 2: man she brought ol’ friend-o-saurus along, you aint […]

• Schilpp

  verb. to schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren’t man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior s-xual knowledge. doubledown: oh man, i could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you? george: why? doubledown: so that i get sloppy seconds. george: ….. […]

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