Whoopie Cushion
a woman that has a very loose v-g-n-l p-ssage that constantly queefs.
bro, that whoopie cushion had no tread on the tires, it sounded like an orchestra of trombones!!!
while trying to have s-x with a girl -n-l but your p-n-s is either too large, or the -n-s is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your p-n-s inside her as it opens up.
dude, i tried banging her in the -ss, but i couldn’t so i executed a “whoopie cushion.”
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