Whoopin the Mule


an act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the p-n-s is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don’t get in here and eat. sorry mom i’ve been upstairs whoopin the mule.

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