whopper cock


when an employee of bk is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their p-n-s to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.
while working at bk in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while -ssembling sandwhiches. your hands smell like whoppers after making mult-tues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. if you don’t wash your hands before handling you p-n-s, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. hense your p-n-s now smells like a whopper! and probbly taste like one too!
now you have a “whopper c-ck”

ill, i know… just some of the things you think of while working at the king.

belive me i wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!

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