whopper patch
a transdermal patch in a burger king commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a whopper.
narrator:it’s been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. now we bring in the whopper to see who wins.
::places whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the whopper patch::
person 1:”whopper patch!!?? that’s not fair!!”
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