whore of pastiness


see pasty.

also known as a “pasty hoe,” it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of avril lavigne) “give it up to you this time.”

ex: i want my ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

also: a white prost-tute.
man 1: that chick is a total pasty hoe. she won’t have s-x with me.
man 2: she does everything else, though!

that b-tch was the wh-r- of pastiness. she practically glowed in the dark.

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