whore-so

a lady of the night who lacks any penetrable orifices(v-g-n-, -n-s, or mouth) and thus fails to provide any contribution to society. she is essentially just a torso who has outlived her use. only in rare circ-mstances does she go on to become a motivational speaker or crusader for women’s rights. the term was originally coined by bryan bishop on an episode of “the adam carolla show”(5/14/13) during a segment of “who the f sells this s?” when the gang talks to a seller of empty liquor bottles. adam carolla, a notorious alcoholic, notes how the nature of an empty bottle robs the consumer of the brewers’ intended enjoyment, i.e. imbibition/intoxication. adam then likens it to a prost-tute without a v-g-n-. newsgirl, alison rosen, adds the condition of said s-x worker lacking any other useful orifices and reduces her to a torso. sound effects guy, bryan bishop, actually coins the term however.
(richard gere, driving a lamborghini, pulls up to a mouthless, torso of a wh-r- resembling julia roberts)

richard: how much for the night?

julia: (m-ffled talking)

—-you get the idea—–

cue roy orbison’s “pretty woman”

wh-r–so